By now we have all seen the proof presented by our Fearless Leader and we KNOW that China made the coronavirus that causes COVID-19 in a lab. They then released it into their own population as a "False Flag" operation. Clever!
Not as Clever as our Fearless Leader!
This has prompted our Fearless Leader to put pen to paper and produce the new anthem of our times: China Did It!
Watchin' FOX news
Watchin' FOX news
All the truthiness I need to know.
No other opinions, just the gang
Echo chamber (why am I in drag?)
The voices in my head sound just like Hannity
Don't listen to others, that's a Calamity
He tells me how to think
He tells me what to think
Honesty and respect down the kitchen sink
I heard him say that China made it
(Or maybe he didn't, It don't matter)
I believe he said so and I'll just sit
And watch and listen in "executive time"
Then tweet or boast "the answer's all mine"
China Did It
China Did It
I'll make them pay
I'll make them pay
Just like Mexico
They built it in a lab
It put bodies on a slab
That made them smile
It will be a while
Before the world catches on
But I know
I am the genius who figured it out
Don't believe me, I'll just shout
And tell you how great and smart I am
Now watch me eat that burger and a whole can of Spam
China Did It
China Did It
I'll make them pay
I'll make them pay
Just like Mexico
I knew it was a pandemic
Back when I was saying no
Just a ruse to keep you guessing
(Are you gonna eat that dressing?)
They made it in a lab
I heard it from a crab
It knows more than my stupid scientists in all their gear
Because it told me what I wanted to hear
China Did it
China Did It
Because I said so
Because I said so
Just like Mexico
Here is the proof....
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