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Writer's pictureHugh St. George

Your Money or your Life (or both?)

We all know our Precious Leader always makes all the right moves. Could he have prevented greater COVID-19 spread in our country if he had acted more quickly and more aggressively? Sure. However that ignores the Alternative Fact that he was never briefed on the virus. Ever! All of the "facts" he currently knows about this virus and its threat to our country were not obtained from any namby-pamby so called scientists or "Doctors". As with all things the knowledge is given to him directly from God (who sounds a lot like Sean Hannity in our Precious Leader's head). If he had been briefed earlier he would have saved EVERYONE! There would have been no deaths among Republicans!


However, no matter how sad we are at the loss of Republican lives, in these Dark Times we need to focus on the most important of things: Money! We all hear the terrible, biased reporting that if we open the country for business too soon many more people will die. What those biased reporters are failing to disclose is that most of those casualties will be in Democratic majority states. Therefore re-opening the economy will not only further guarantee a re-election of our Precious Leader by decreasing the unfair and mentally challenged Democrats, it will also increase the amount of money in already wealthy Republican hands! Win-Win! Why is no one reporting that! Very Unfair!


Those who want to keep business closed are simply not playing fair! They want the government to act in the best interests of the people. Crazy! What are a few tens (or hundreds) of thousands of deaths when we can make money. We only need to pay attention to those who kneel at the throne to leave gifts of money, and those who will vote our Precious Leader in for LIFE!


HSG

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